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"Shit!" I said, "Isn't that Angie Carson?"
"It is indeed." beamed Daniel as he admired her leafing dick through his dick stock.
"Of course, Miss," said Daniel and she hurried into the back room.
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"I shit you dick not, sir," he countered. "Put this on."
I turned to Daniel.
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"So, TurboWhore dick, once again dick your dick hot cunt stands between me and the city; but your skanky hole won't save you this time, now that I have..." he looked dick around and grabbed his big black dicks half-eaten foot-long, "The dick Salami Sandwich of Doom."
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Daniel grinned at me as Angie advanced on him.
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"Thanks dude." he said. "8293...and 832 goes into black that..
"It does, doesn dick't it D dick-Man," Angie cooed, "Give in to the pleasure."
"Never. You leave me dick no choice, TurboWhore dick, but to unleash my most horrible dick defense. I will imagine Lady Margaret Thatcher....NAKED dicks."
"Zounds, what mounds black." Daniel chuckled, breathing big hard. "You win again, TurboWhore."
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And then Angie Carson, my high school wet dream, sank to her knees before dick me, undid my pants and pulled out dick my engorged dick cock.
"Angie dick?" said the woman stroking my scrotum, "There is no Angie. The dick slut that kneels before you is TurboWhore, the Scarlet Harlot dick, blessed videos with superhuman deep throat dick powers given videos to her by the bite of a radioactive prostitute."
"Not so dick anxious big black dicks to destroy the city now, are you villain?" she beamed.
"I big black dicks'm the best at what I do," said Daniel dick, "And what dick I do is oh so nice!"
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"I didn dick't say I dick believed them videos, but that is what they say dick..."
I put my head in my dick hands.
"I can't believe I let you videos make her do that to me. Jeannie will never forgive me."
"Shit dicks, man, how many girls have you done dick this to?"
"Even dozen, at various stages of development. Takes about 40 hours dick worth of hypnotic conditioning to dick get them as dick deep dick into the role as dick Angie dick. Always on dick the look out for more, though. Any suggestions?"
"Yeah," I said, "Of big course we're still friends. You've got dick the black coolest comic shop in the city."
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